Wednesday, September 07, 2005

It was this clip taken from his guesting at YSMM that started the whole talk on peanuts at soompi. I just want to credit charisse for letting her creative juices flow.










Bi short drama: Too hot to handle"
scenario in plane...

starring Bi: passenger
me : flight attendant
Bi is reclining, watching a movie in his small tv screen and covered with a blanket

I walk towards him and slowly takes his blanket away.

Bi is suprised.

"Excuse me miss, why are you taking away my blanket?'

Me: "Sir, you're too hot."

Bi: "Excuse me?"

Me: "Sir, you're too hot already as it is. Don't use the blanket."

The flight attendant turns away with blanket.
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Banjun soompi version, episode 2

Plane flying back to Korea:

Starring Bi: passenger
Me : very helpful flight attendant

Bi has a bunch of peanut packs placed on the wide arm rest of his chair. He is happily munching on the peanuts while watching his small screen tv.

He notices the stewardess who was walking pass eyeing him disapprovingly. Bi is puzzled what he could be doing wrong. When she sits down, he is relieved not be under her scrutiny.

Almost finishing his pack, he sees the stewardess standing from her seat and making a straight line towards him. His eyes widen when she stands in front of him.

“Sir?”

“Yes?” Bi gulps nervously.

The stewardess’ hand slowly lifts and Bi sees it coming down on his chest.

“Oh my god, is she going to cup a feel in public?” Bi is shocked. Then he feels her hand brushing against his shirt front. “Sir, you have crumbs on your shirt,” the stewardess says.

Bi is embarrassed for his indecent thought.

“Thanks,” Bi says.

The stewardess smiles and was about to leave when she suddenly stares down between Bi’s legs. “Sir you have a big nuts between your legs!” she exclaims.

“What?”

Her hand descends down between Bi’ legs. Before he could do anything, her hands are there, between his thighs and…

“Here, these nuts fell you didn’t notice. I’ll throw them away.” She takes the two peanuts that fell on Bi’s thighs and throws them away.

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